Adult Comedy Greeting Cards

Send your loved one a funny rude card.  With our great range of cheeky adult comedy greeting cards, you can bring a smile to someones day.  A laugh a day keeps the doctor away!!

You're A Twat Card - The Ultimate Balloon & Party Shop
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You're A Twat Card

£2.50

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Gluten Free Vegan Cake - The Ultimate Balloon & Party Shop
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Gluten Free Vegan Cake

£2.50

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Happy Birthday Wa*ker Card - The Ultimate Balloon & Party Shop
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Happy Birthday Wa*ker Card

£2.50

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Everyone Thinks You’re A Kn*b Card

Everyone Thinks You’re A Kn*b Card

£2.50

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

You’ve Grown Into A Great Man. - The Ultimate Balloon & Party Shop

You’ve Grown Into A Great Man.

£2.50

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Say It With Songs Card - Dancing Queen

Say It With Songs Card - Dancing Queen

£2.99

Choose the Lyric, Send the Song Card. How It Works. Signed Sealed Delivered . . . it’s yours! We’ve all got a song that takes us back to a time, a...

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Goodbye Youth, Dignity & Self Control

Goodbye Youth, Dignity & Self Control

£2.50

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Can It Be 80's Again? Card - The Ultimate Balloon & Party Shop

Can It Be 80's Again? Card

£2.50

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Someone As Amazing As Me Card - The Ultimate Balloon & Party Shop

Someone As Amazing As Me Card

£2.50

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

All Your Friends Smell Card
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All Your Friends Smell Card

£2.50

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

You Old B*stard Card
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You Old B*stard Card

£2.50

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

W*nk Yourself Silly Card
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W*nk Yourself Silly Card

£2.50

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

To One Of the Nicest W*nkers I know

To One Of the Nicest W*nkers I know

£2.50

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Working From Home Chart

Working From Home Chart

£2.50

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

With Age Comes Wisdom

With Age Comes Wisdom

£2.50

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Ji*zed In Your Birthday Cake Card - The Ultimate Balloon & Party Shop
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Ji*zed In Your Birthday Cake Card

£2.50

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

That's Right Fatty Card - The Ultimate Balloon & Party Shop

That's Right Fatty Card

£2.50

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast Card - The Ultimate Balloon & Party Shop

Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast Card

£2.50

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Say It With Songs Card - Happy Birthday (Pink)

Say It With Songs Card - Happy Birthday (Pink)

£2.99

Choose the Lyric, Send the Song Card. How It Works. Signed Sealed Delivered . . . it’s yours! We’ve all got a song that takes us back to a time, a...

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Alexa Send Wine Card
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Alexa Send Wine Card

£2.50

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Happy Birthday D*ckhead Card
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Happy Birthday D*ckhead Card

£2.50

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Happy Birthday From The Dog Card
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Happy Birthday From The Dog Card

£2.50

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Who Fancies Wine Card
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Who Fancies Wine Card

£2.50

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Turning It Off And On Again

Turning It Off And On Again

£2.50

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Happy Birthday To The Biggest Sassy

Happy Birthday To The Biggest Sassy

£2.50

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Happy Birthday You Rancid Old Queen

Happy Birthday You Rancid Old Queen

£2.50

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

The Best Cure For A Hangover

The Best Cure For A Hangover

£2.50

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Guess What Attention Seeker Card - The Ultimate Balloon & Party Shop

Guess What Attention Seeker Card

£2.50

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Who Drank All The Wine? Card - The Ultimate Balloon & Party Shop

Who Drank All The Wine? Card

£2.50

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Happy Birthday From Your Little Sh*t (Girl)

Happy Birthday From Your Little Sh*t (Girl)

£2.50

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Say It With Songs Card - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Say It With Songs Card - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

£2.99

Choose the Lyric, Send the Song Card. How It Works. Signed Sealed Delivered . . . it’s yours! We’ve all got a song that takes us back to a time, a...

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You Scrub Up Well

You Scrub Up Well

£2.50

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.