Adult Comedy Greeting Cards

Send your loved one a funny rude card.  With our great range of cheeky adult comedy greeting cards, you can bring a smile to someones day.  A laugh a day keeps the doctor away!!

Everyone Thinks You’re A Kn*b Card

Everyone Thinks You’re A Kn*b Card

£2.99

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Happy Birthday Wa*ker Card - The Ultimate Balloon & Party Shop

Happy Birthday Wa*ker Card

£2.99

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

You're A Twat Card - The Ultimate Balloon & Party Shop
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You're A Twat Card

£2.99

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast Card - The Ultimate Balloon & Party Shop
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Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast Card

£2.99

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

All Your Friends Smell Card

All Your Friends Smell Card

£2.99

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Ji*zed In Your Birthday Cake Card - The Ultimate Balloon & Party Shop

Ji*zed In Your Birthday Cake Card

£2.99

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Happy Birthday You Rancid Old Queen

Happy Birthday You Rancid Old Queen

£2.99

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

You’ve Grown Into A Great Man. - The Ultimate Balloon & Party Shop

You’ve Grown Into A Great Man.

£2.99

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

That's Right Fatty Card - The Ultimate Balloon & Party Shop
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That's Right Fatty Card

£2.99

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Happy Birthday From Your Little Sh*t (Boy)

Happy Birthday From Your Little Sh*t (Boy)

£2.99

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Say It With Songs Card - Happy Birthday (Blue)

Say It With Songs Card - Happy Birthday (Blue)

£2.99

Choose the Lyric, Send the Song Card. How It Works. Signed Sealed Delivered . . . it’s yours! We’ve all got a song that takes us back to a time, a...

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Happy Birthday From The Dog Card
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Happy Birthday From The Dog Card

£2.99

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Even Wa*kers Deserve A Card - The Ultimate Balloon & Party Shop

Even Wa*kers Deserve A Card

£2.99

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Happy Birthday D*ckhead Card
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Happy Birthday D*ckhead Card

£2.99

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Most Annoying Brother Award. - The Ultimate Balloon & Party Shop

Most Annoying Brother Award.

£2.99

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

With Age Comes Wisdom

With Age Comes Wisdom

£2.99

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Gluten Free Vegan Cake - The Ultimate Balloon & Party Shop

Gluten Free Vegan Cake

£2.99

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Old Enough To Know Better Card

Old Enough To Know Better Card

£2.99

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Turning It Off And On Again
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Turning It Off And On Again

£2.99

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

You Scrub Up Well

You Scrub Up Well

£2.99

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Hands Up In The Pool Card

Hands Up In The Pool Card

£2.99

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Birthday “Have a fall” Card

Birthday “Have a fall” Card

£2.99

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Say It With Songs Card - Dancing Queen
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Say It With Songs Card - Dancing Queen

£2.99

Choose the Lyric, Send the Song Card. How It Works. Signed Sealed Delivered . . . it’s yours! We’ve all got a song that takes us back to a time, a...

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Say It With Songs Card - Happy Birthday (Pink)
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Say It With Songs Card - Happy Birthday (Pink)

£2.99

Choose the Lyric, Send the Song Card. How It Works. Signed Sealed Delivered . . . it’s yours! We’ve all got a song that takes us back to a time, a...

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Most Annoying Sister Award Card

Most Annoying Sister Award Card

£2.99

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Goodbye Youth, Dignity & Self Control

Goodbye Youth, Dignity & Self Control

£2.99

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Can It Be 80's Again? Card - The Ultimate Balloon & Party Shop

Can It Be 80's Again? Card

£2.99

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Cake Is Mine B*tches Card

Cake Is Mine B*tches Card

£2.99

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Annual Grumpy Git Reminder Card

Annual Grumpy Git Reminder Card

£2.99

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Happy Birthday From The Cat Card

Happy Birthday From The Cat Card

£2.99

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

Bitch not with that hair! - The Ultimate Balloon & Party Shop

Bitch not with that hair!

£2.99

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.

You're Not Dead Yet Card - The Ultimate Balloon & Party Shop
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You're Not Dead Yet Card

£2.99

Adult novelty greetings card. Advised to be giving to adults over the age of 18 due to some containing adult nature messages and words.